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  • jacob sejersgaard-jacobsen

when I grow up, I’m going to become the greatest landlord the world ‘as ever seen.

Updated: Apr 1


følgende uddrag fra min nye bog, stiller forslag om lov-krav til børs-notering,

for alle danske virksomheder med mere end 1 milliard d.kr i årlig omsætning,


således vi giver ind-avlede kloster-byer af fugle-edderkopper & dræber-snegl,

en exit-strategi fra deres klister-skab, i benny's mure-rente-kammer-økonomi.


o, and by the way; reit's only need 100 million kroner in assets to go public...


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when I grow up, I’m going to become the greatest landlord the world ‘as ever seen.

 

save all the private shop-home-owners from the new high-interest-rate economy!

 

yeah! let the house of reit’s do it - cause lately they ave got nothing going for em.

 

just gobble em all up, give em a fair share in the reit, and let em pay rent to em’self.

 

and participate in the management of the reit, and work as landlords for em’self.

 

hell yeah! and let the local house of reit open a museum on the local history of reit.

 

a pay to learn the history of reit’s, serving all the shareholders of their own reit?

 

absolutely yeah! save the private home-owners, and save the local house of reit, to.

 

(ie; friar-man-elected-council leads the way, a notice in every bee-keepin journal so)

 

 

crazy jane & her mission-man / an ivy-chopper with a red-neck.

 

goofer-girl checks in, a jolly player in the house, with her hockey-mum not far behind.

 

you broke me up so hard for - just hanging about, but; I got this standing job order…

 

o, the triple contract again. observer & guardian angel this time. full night-time watch.

 

(…)

 

first they set a hag-full of sloths up for a little night time rip, then play the ‘oly savior.

 

sounds right in hindsight, but how should I know? I just get paid to do what I’m told.

 

similar to viborg station, except – there is no way they could have covered the route.

 

not only your drivers license, may thou head on a stake - but a civilian passer-by to.

 

like all them early morning rips. all the loyal royal suckers, with a paycheck so poor.

 

hired to preserve the legitimacy of the monarch, 20-30% of the population must go.

 

everybody loves khamenei, a-u a-u, everybody loves mamullah, a-i a-i, everybody…

 

all the mozzarella again. everybody locks everybody out by pre-emptive sanctions.

 

impressive feat by such an ivy league. a democrat, quoting trade-specific balance?

 

give me a break. I don’t like a gordons snout, and I don’t like those 2 hin mounts.

 

(ie; no way to treat a g.d. dog, all about npk, grain records - and the 1864 flint-lock)


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on exploitation economy & the resource curse, irt rent-seeking economy & late style.

 

a corporate with an annual revenue below about a million bucks,

may choose to audit & file their own books to the local tax man.

 

a corporate with more than 30 people must disclose a hr policy,

and have their entire schack appoint a trusted hr representative.

 

should we request a corporate with > 1 billion in revenue/anno,

to prepare a listing for their company, besides an official audit,

 

and with respect to transfer pricing - would it not be fair policy,

if anything above fair price for i/x, faced taxation as dividends?

 

this author recommends with-holding tax on personal income,

and capital-gain tax on all primo-ultimo or year-year holdings,

 

but understands the problem with transfer price as dividendes,

solved by reasonable rates of 15-20%, like the reits in the uk -

 

and a real chartered nightmare, when it comes to fair pricing.

 

alternativo, reasonably low with-holding tax on all dividends,

booked as cost/deposits for cpr/cvr, to avoid double taxation.

 

sly & clever readers notice an advantage for personal sme’s,

who may dividend instead of salary their personal income –

 

required for a cooperative renaissance & internal turnover.

 

(. .)

 

chopper-girl, chopper-girl, nice & cozy & safe, off,

in a swiss cheese box, such a wanna gobble up,

we just wonder what her kin will be exposed, to,

in the great dustball, from a cabin by the creek,

 

and their coming of age, in the next g -

 

such a newbie noob, on foreign turf awol,

is dependent on established powers that, be,

while we patiently, wait her next tid-bit,

to make a diff for a common fella like, wee;

 

mr seymour hersh, ralph the epa…


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a. mikkelsen & søn, next to a row of duplex shop-houses in 2 floors at odder banegård, jutland.


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