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objection your honor; this is a major conundrum.

  • Writer: norman esther laugeson
    norman esther laugeson
  • Apr 2, 2022
  • 1 min read

Updated: Apr 28, 2022


'hey man! what good is a new start treaty,

when you made space force with hell fire?


'it was you who broke up with a bob sleigh.


we had to, because nato went to east block -

and the $ gives the us an un-fair advantage.


but you don’t want capital control anyway -

and the balkans all want to bingo like iceland,

for a major shopping spree in the big apple.


it’s absolutely no good. no good at all.


why dont we negotiate a new start treaty,

free trade with all the 16 former soviet states,

and capital control at the discount window?


ok, but what are we going to do about;


‘vote for my owl-bear, from my campus town,


and, no no, it’s much better if you all just;


‘vote for my owl-bear, from my campus town?


well, asad can only close one deal at a time.


. . .


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you fool! the gate is open, unless you knock us up with a big club!


ok, but if you close the gate, we will knock you up with a big club.


now if you do knock us up, we will still be able to close the gate…


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