femte rejse-brev fra tour de baltikum - en trompet fanfare fra alle øst-republikkernes buf-buffer-zoner.
- jacob sejersgaard-jacobsen
- Aug 3
- 5 min read
Updated: Aug 4
camp-site klintis, riga-bugten, 3/8-2025.
To the music conservatorium, riga, letia,
reg a procurement for a trumpet fanfare;
After centuries, millennials & eons
of divide & conquer policy from the so-called great powers in the european concert, did the 12 so-called small & insignificant baltic & atlantic states, finally get their act together, as they all agreed upon each their own interpretation of european law, in each their own linguistic national assembly, and each their own interpretation of national law, according to a 2 year trial period in municipalities & counties, if allowed by the ministry of interior in switzerland - whereby results of the various attempts of self-government, may set innovative precedent.
They furthermore agreed to work towards a future currency union, among the 12 baltic & atlantic riviera buffer-states, as their sociological & historical pre-conditions, are rather similar, as well as their role in international relations per se.
The 12 states would achieve a significant diplomatic role in the G20, quite similar to canada, australia or mexico, as competition for social inclusion into the portfolio’s of coop, ikea, bil-tema, el-giganten, h&m, lego & novo will rise.
The only outstanding concern, to the above earth-quake & bunker-buster settlement, in recent diplomatic world affairs, is by the heads of states from the 3 scandi-naivian kingdoms, who are accustomed to trumpet fanfares, whenever they check into a public - or a more private - event, and the east block is quite un-accustomed to such ff.
I therefore urge the conservatory in riga, to procure a series of trumpet fanfares, after each of the following exclaims, which are to be played - in part - every time a member of the royal family, checks into a public & more private event;
< exclaimed as if the king of spain knew how to play the trumpet like miles;
a direct descendant of harald blåtand, who invented hill-forts in 850, to protect the realm against karl smart
(trut trut trut e lut)
probably related to svend estridsen, who told the churchman from rome, user-pay was the norm in his realm
(trut e lute lut)
maybe also to knud the holy, who gathered 800 ships in limfjorden, and 600 from freesia, for a summers camp
(trut trut trutelut)
a survivor of the eternal cvil war in the baltic sea, as exemplified by roskilde blodgilde & slaget på grathes hede
(trut trut trutelut)
in somewhat oddball direct succession of valdemar 1-4, who invented scholastism, feudalism & social mobility
(trut trut trutelut)
batched the brains in on all their neighbors until the battle of visby, where valdemar the 4th raised taxes 9.000%
(trut e lut e lut)
proud of eric of pommern, who lay siege to lubeck, so they would begin to pay tax to holy knights in copenhagen
(trut trut trutelut)
subdue all seafaring merchants to pay exorbitant toll rates at øresund or hamburg, or face their mighty navy-fleet
(trut trut e lut)
still unaware frankerne & karl smart had a marquis cut the frisians in two, before they were sent to scandi-naivia
(trut trut e lut, trut trut)
where kong hans send a pirate expedition to dietmarschen, whom reventlow the marquis, were unable to sub-due
(trut trut e lut)
in a proud uncle/cousin line from christian the 2nd, who instigated the bloodbath of stockholm & the feud of counts
(trut e lut e lut)
relatives of the jubilee christian the 4th, who borrowed from the dukes of holstein, to teutoburg some 5% of the pop
(trut e lute lut, trut trut)
proud of frederik 3rd, who did away with rigsrådets håndfæstning, and enforced absolutism, serfdom & liv-garden
(trut e lute lute e lut)
some odd-ball cousin to frederik 6, from a preussian kolhoz, because the great powers knew slavak was coming up
(trut e lut e lute lut)
vist nok relateret til norske & svenske konge, som er ansat af karl & frank, så de kan få lebensraum mod nord & øst
(trut e lut e lut, trut trut)
ved at sende alle mine skandinaivistiske bambini’es med de himmelblå i krig, så kong karl & gemen kan flytte ind
(trut e lut, mæ trut e lutte lut på)
you may include a couple of exclamations to the prussian nutball, and the livonian knights, before you knock it of
(trut e lut e lut, og trut-trute lut)
og så er de også helst fri for alle deres lange undersokker
(trut)
. . .
I enjoyed modern compositions from the east-block in the past, and believe the brass section could do a terrific fanfare, to the above introduction, whenever a member of the royal family, checks into this new diplomatic block -
whether to an official public event, or incognito, in the great shoemaker tradition, of peter the great at the shipyard docks,
and believe they would pay you an exorbitant fee, if the composition following each proclamation is to their liking.
With kind regards,
Camie paslednie marxist/marxist ot mgu,
taâak solidarnoî c rabotchnikii bcex mir,
a landau kotorie pical; nebraska i stina.
. . .
. . .























. . .
the people who survived this cauldron for the past 4-5 millenia belongs to the nobility.
now lets go serve one another a little something, in a 1.001 trial & error approach.
the 3 days a week is 18-36. twice a week; bambino 6-12, and junior 12-18.
. . .
Comments