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femte rejse-brev fra tour de baltikum - en trompet fanfare fra alle øst-republikkernes buf-buffer-zoner.

  • Writer: jacob sejersgaard-jacobsen
    jacob sejersgaard-jacobsen
  • Aug 3
  • 5 min read

Updated: Aug 4


camp-site klintis, riga-bugten, 3/8-2025.

 

To the music conservatorium, riga, letia,

reg a procurement for a trumpet fanfare;

 

After centuries, millennials & eons


of divide & conquer policy from the so-called great powers in the european concert, did the 12 so-called small & insignificant baltic & atlantic states, finally get their act together, as they all agreed upon each their own interpretation of european law, in each their own linguistic national assembly, and each their own interpretation of national law, according to a 2 year trial period in municipalities & counties, if allowed by the ministry of interior in switzerland - whereby results of the various attempts of self-government, may set innovative precedent.


They furthermore agreed to work towards a future currency union, among the 12 baltic & atlantic riviera buffer-states, as their sociological & historical pre-conditions, are rather similar, as well as their role in international relations per se.

 

The 12 states would achieve a significant diplomatic role in the G20, quite similar to canada, australia or mexico, as competition for social inclusion into the portfolio’s of coop, ikea, bil-tema, el-giganten, h&m, lego & novo will rise.

 

The only outstanding concern, to the above earth-quake & bunker-buster settlement, in recent diplomatic world affairs, is by the heads of states from the 3 scandi-naivian kingdoms, who are accustomed to trumpet fanfares, whenever they check into a public - or a more private - event, and the east block is quite un-accustomed to such ff.

 

I therefore urge the conservatory in riga, to procure a series of trumpet fanfares, after each of the following exclaims, which are to be played - in part - every time a member of the royal family, checks into a public & more private event;

 

< exclaimed as if the king of spain knew how to play the trumpet like miles;

 

a direct descendant of harald blåtand, who invented hill-forts in 850, to protect the realm against karl smart

 

(trut trut trut e lut)

 

probably related to svend estridsen, who told the churchman from rome, user-pay was the norm in his realm

 

(trut e lute lut)

 

maybe also to knud the holy, who gathered 800 ships in limfjorden, and 600 from freesia, for a summers camp

 

(trut trut trutelut)

 

a survivor of the eternal cvil war in the baltic sea, as exemplified by roskilde blodgilde & slaget på grathes hede

 

(trut trut trutelut)

 

in somewhat oddball direct succession of valdemar 1-4, who invented scholastism, feudalism & social mobility

 

(trut trut trutelut)

 

batched the brains in on all their neighbors until the battle of visby, where valdemar the 4th raised taxes 9.000%

 

(trut e lut e lut)

 

proud of eric of pommern, who lay siege to lubeck, so they would begin to pay tax to holy knights in copenhagen

 

(trut trut trutelut)

 

 subdue all seafaring merchants to pay exorbitant toll rates at øresund or hamburg, or face their mighty navy-fleet


(trut trut e lut)

 

still unaware frankerne & karl smart had a marquis cut the frisians in two, before they were sent to scandi-naivia

 

(trut trut e lut, trut trut)

 

where kong hans send a pirate expedition to dietmarschen, whom reventlow the marquis, were unable to sub-due

 

(trut trut e lut)

 

in a proud uncle/cousin line from christian the 2nd, who instigated the bloodbath of stockholm & the feud of counts

 

(trut e lut e lut)

 

relatives of the jubilee christian the 4th, who borrowed from the dukes of holstein, to teutoburg some 5% of the pop

 

(trut e lute lut, trut trut)

 

proud of frederik 3rd, who did away with rigsrådets håndfæstning, and enforced absolutism, serfdom & liv-garden

 

(trut e lute lute e lut)

 

some odd-ball cousin to frederik 6, from a preussian kolhoz, because the great powers knew slavak was coming up

 

(trut e lut e lute lut)

 

vist nok relateret til norske & svenske konge, som er ansat af karl & frank, så de kan få lebensraum mod nord & øst

 

(trut e lut e lut, trut trut)

 

ved at sende alle mine skandinaivistiske bambini’es med de himmelblå i krig, så kong karl & gemen kan flytte ind

 

(trut e lut, mæ trut e lutte lut på)

 

you may include a couple of exclamations to the prussian nutball, and the livonian knights, before you knock it of

 

(trut e lut e lut, og trut-trute lut)

 

og så er de også helst fri for alle deres lange undersokker

 

(trut)

. . .

 

I enjoyed modern compositions from the east-block in the past, and believe the brass section could do a terrific fanfare, to the above introduction, whenever a member of the royal family, checks into this new diplomatic block -

 

whether to an official public event, or incognito, in the great shoemaker tradition, of peter the great at the shipyard docks,

 

and believe they would pay you an exorbitant fee, if the composition following each proclamation is to their liking.

 

With kind regards,

 

Camie paslednie marxist/marxist ot mgu,

taâak solidarnoî c rabotchnikii bcex mir,

a landau kotorie pical; nebraska i stina.

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before saaremaa became a closed military district in the east block for 50 years, estonian president came this way into exile.
before saaremaa became a closed military district in the east block for 50 years, estonian president came this way into exile.
the last stronghold of the pre-christian, socalled pagan livonia, before they were subdued by the livonian brotherhood.
the last stronghold of the pre-christian, socalled pagan livonia, before they were subdued by the livonian brotherhood.
memorial stone to the slaughter. the crusaders were probably doped by the friars, the only explanation to their zeal.
memorial stone to the slaughter. the crusaders were probably doped by the friars, the only explanation to their zeal.
vladimir of niznhy novgorod, pskov, suezdal & the golden ring, cast of the mongol yoke at about the same time.
vladimir of niznhy novgorod, pskov, suezdal & the golden ring, cast of the mongol yoke at about the same time.
the hill fort of the native pagans - they were actually hallstatt aser, who integrated with stone-age, boat-axe & bronze cults.
the hill fort of the native pagans - they were actually hallstatt aser, who integrated with stone-age, boat-axe & bronze cults.
most recent table on the subject.
most recent table on the subject.
i came armed with a blue pencil, a home-made 2nd hand scott, and conquered the castle in a single afternoon.
i came armed with a blue pencil, a home-made 2nd hand scott, and conquered the castle in a single afternoon.
 very thorough world history from saaremaa's point of view, as seen by soviet academics from mgu. dialectic materialism.
very thorough world history from saaremaa's point of view, as seen by soviet academics from mgu. dialectic materialism.
the fruits of just about any sector they could come across. saaremaa was a closed military base for the entire cold war period.
the fruits of just about any sector they could come across. saaremaa was a closed military base for the entire cold war period.
a ton of paraphernilia at the castle of kuresaare - the exposition is from soviet times, when bases were all over the island.
a ton of paraphernilia at the castle of kuresaare - the exposition is from soviet times, when bases were all over the island.
folk-lore from soviet times. dialectict materialism, very generous towards the fruits of our labor, in that one academic sense.
folk-lore from soviet times. dialectict materialism, very generous towards the fruits of our labor, in that one academic sense.
the first president after the cold war. i prefer håndfæstning, to direct elections, so elected parliaments may steady on the line.
the first president after the cold war. i prefer håndfæstning, to direct elections, so elected parliaments may steady on the line.
outline of the natural preserve. fishing & camping was off limits, and I managed to conduct both, before I read the sign.
outline of the natural preserve. fishing & camping was off limits, and I managed to conduct both, before I read the sign.
some of the species found here. there is yet another open air settlement to the south of the port in kuressaare.
some of the species found here. there is yet another open air settlement to the south of the port in kuressaare.
natural preserve. gotland & saaremaa is about 80-90% the size of funen, and holds about a 10th of that isles population.
natural preserve. gotland & saaremaa is about 80-90% the size of funen, and holds about a 10th of that isles population.
coop is well established in the baltics. sprodlivs are found here - they may export to the entire chain, near & far.
coop is well established in the baltics. sprodlivs are found here - they may export to the entire chain, near & far.
a family in the fisherman trade. sprodlivs sandwich with lettuce & blue cheese, and haribo's yummy bears for my achilles.
a family in the fisherman trade. sprodlivs sandwich with lettuce & blue cheese, and haribo's yummy bears for my achilles.
a reasonable piece in bronze & concrete.
a reasonable piece in bronze & concrete.
rye - or barley - close to self-fertilization.
rye - or barley - close to self-fertilization.
for the last couple of days, we had a reasonable downpour, just in time for the ripening.
for the last couple of days, we had a reasonable downpour, just in time for the ripening.
is it rye or barley? self fertizliation is about to take of, and harvest a short month away - in most places it already begun.
communal granary at saaremaa.
communal granary at saaremaa.
sct john parks his bunker buster of a mia at pamu, pervie elektro stanziee na verx.
sct john parks his bunker buster of a mia at pamu, pervie elektro stanziee na verx.
pamu river station. blishe k pervie elektro-stanzie na verx ne bivaet.
pamu river station. blishe k pervie elektro-stanzie na verx ne bivaet.

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the people who survived this cauldron for the past 4-5 millenia belongs to the nobility.


now lets go serve one another a little something, in a 1.001 trial & error approach.


the 3 days a week is 18-36. twice a week; bambino 6-12, and junior 12-18.


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